{"product_id":"tongue-fu-master-funny-martial-arts-t-shirt-edgy-adult-humor-graphic-tee","title":"Tongue Fu Master Funny Martial Arts T-Shirt – Edgy Adult Humor Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaster the ancient art of saying way too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003e“Tongue Fu Master”\u003c\/strong\u003e graphic tee from Deadpan Apparel mixes martial-arts styling with an intentionally ridiculous adult-humor punchline. It’s made for people who like cheeky jokes, sarcastic graphics, and shirts that get a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the \u003cstrong\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, it combines a bold front graphic with a soft, lightweight everyday fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold full-color front graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton on solid colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight fabric: \u003cstrong\u003e4.2 oz\/yd² \/ 142 g\/m²\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit for casual everyday wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed knit collar helps maintain shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTapered shoulders for improved fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDual side seams help retain garment shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on demand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFabric Blends\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSolid colors: 100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsh \u0026amp; Heather Prism: 99% cotton \/ 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather \u0026amp; Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton \/ 48% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic Heather \u0026amp; Black Heather: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; Style\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex \/ Retail Fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adult Humor • Martial Arts Parody • Edgy Joke • Sarcastic • Novelty Graphic Tee\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not iron directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🌍 \u003cstrong\u003eWorldwide Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeadpan Apparel — Funny Tees. Dry Humor. Zero Filter.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":49200372220148,"sku":"10805496390693198203","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ White","offer_id":49200372252916,"sku":"76285890568997157802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49200372285684,"sku":"26013527408243495087","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49200372318452,"sku":"57555605482713428126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49200372351220,"sku":"25804168406709599618","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49200372383988,"sku":"53553281888128751877","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49200372416756,"sku":"78759580407735708395","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49200372449524,"sku":"21443870973503757709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49200372482292,"sku":"67931705635430374985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49200372515060,"sku":"11448080006244360050","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49200372547828,"sku":"10960345521973443327","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49200372580596,"sku":"24811860891712226254","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":49200372613364,"sku":"31908976032460101554","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49200372646132,"sku":"22147112107294002879","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":49200372678900,"sku":"68330484022457546509","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":49200372711668,"sku":"21277225203792296089","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":49200372744436,"sku":"22730206431656903982","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":49200372777204,"sku":"16658586508682901558","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0847\/0161\/0228\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_18_2026_02_48_21_PM.png?v=1787046512","url":"https:\/\/deadpanapparel.store\/products\/tongue-fu-master-funny-martial-arts-t-shirt-edgy-adult-humor-graphic-tee","provider":"Deadpan Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}